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The Worms
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Here is the lil' fella:
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After this brief introduction we will now move on to the fist short
movie of the evening:
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Space, the final frontier
And now to the second short movie of the evening:
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While we all are so interested in knowing the size of an ordinary
worm, this picture will clear up a bunch of questions. Here it is: a
typical worm compared to a typical apple and to a typical
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Yes, the worms and their apples aren't of small breed.
See 'cartoon' for more cartoons !
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| | Short, fat juicy ones, |^|
| | Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. |^|
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| | Nobody hates me! |^|
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